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was a church with a ceiling so low, so low ... the pastor instead of saying "You can sit," said "The Prone Gunman!".

A pastor and a priest were together on a train.

The priest told the pastor, "A whiskey?"

Pastor responds: "No, do not drink. "

" Do not know what is lost! "said the priest.

When lowered, the pastor told the priest, "Greetings to your wife!"

The priest replied, "No I have a wife. "

He told the pastor," Do not know what is lost! "

A man knelt before the Lord in prayer and said: Lord, remove all evil from me! and ... disappeared!

were three people and a good cheap, were discussing how they gave their offering to God, you say I make a circle on the floor threw coins and those left out are mine and inside are of God, the other responds: I make a line on the ground and threw the coins that are on the right are for me and the left are for God, the miser says: I have a better, I pick my I throw money into the air and what God is to grip and falls to the ground is mine.

U A family left the church. The daughter asked her brother: "Why should we be silent during the service?" His brother replied, "Because people are sleeping."

a young preacher for the first time. When he said that Jesus went to Samaria on a plane, the pastor secretly corrected him: "At that time there were no planes." So the young man mentioned a number of air travel by helicopter, plane, etc., while the pastor corrected. Already tired of listening to the pastor, the angry young man said: "Who taught me that Pontius was a pilot?"

true: In a cult, the pastor told a sister who happened to say a text. As you know, most of us when we get nervous. Also this sister was very nervous, but it happened, and said, "Brethren, I say a text." Very nervous, she recited: "All I can do I Philippians four guns."

- manolo hear why you say that to please God is to be granted?

- because the Lord likes the people in chairs (ordinary people)

An American preacher went to a village in Mexico. After the service, invited him to eat. When he was on the table, your meal was served. When they began to eat, the American brother began to change color because I was too spicy food. To which he expressed in his poor language expression, "Fire!" Fire! "Fire!" At the time, one of the brothers ran to lay hands on the American, exclaiming with a loud voice: "Receive, brother! Get!"

There were two brothers of the church. One of them worked in a butcher shop. Brother came to the butcher and told the clerk: "Brother, trust me two kilos of meat?" The clerk said, "I can not." Said the other: "But we are brothers." The clerk replied, "We are brothers in the Spirit, but not in the flesh.

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