Funniest Tattoo Sentences

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All these years

far from the sea and the ship ...

sailed in much nonsense!

Dragging nightmares,

yearning for the future,

trampling the past,

neglecting the present.

As a millionaire

who does not care about

dressings of the ship,

whose departure is imminent.

disbelieves the sea Well,

while the ship's destination.

and denies the ship,

as marries the

an ancient beach,

of grip and hold,

signal alleged.

Although

pregnant with storms

was delivered long before

a mineral dreams

as thin glass!

that the end of the process,

only recognize

in salt that freezes

private memories

or unwavering in water

mutating mirror

absent reflexes.

Y volverá a ser arena y sal

y agua y playa y cristal,

en dulce y eterna condena,

dónde el único culpable

ha sido un amor rendido

al asedio de las estrellas,

una noche apagada en sangre,

cuando el corazón del mar

se retrajo en carmines.

Then I realized ...

How could I ignore

ship traps,

is folly

and satiety of the seas!

I, that being the beach,

silver and gold star and dawn,

whole after losing sand ...

insomniac I have lived a ship!

between the clouds and wind,

under the solitude of the tides,

carved in stone night

rose and ivory dream expected.

barely reacted

dawn,

surrounded by nightmares,

exhausted deceit,

lit candles

to the shaking of a bow.

Barely old reacted.

And so to catch the time,

that was neither dawn nor star

no dream of pink and ivory,

took them with me all these years.

Far from the ship and the sea.